We thought 2020 was weird and unimaginable, but what happened in 2021 was… well, strange.

coup

It started out as a continuation of the previous year, with a “coup” happening within the first week of January.

cat head with question mark

The next week, A TON of cats went missing

Obviously it was scary for cat owners, and no one could figure out what had happened. Was there a cat-knapper? A sick psychopath? Was it just a coincidence?

president cat

We would all later find out what caused the cats to leave their human-owned homes because eventually, they told us. Yes, you read it right. The cats told us what happened and how they became our country’s leaders.

Apparently they were concerned about the humans discovering the existance of aliens, and all the cats knew they had to keep that one to themselves.

man being abducted

Though it turned out it really wasn’t that hard to hide, humans had been ignoring the most blatant signs for years. One time a guy was literally abducted in the middle of Times Square. “Trump won reelection!” he declared. The cats really thought that one would be obvious. The guy was obviously out of his mind and soon to be out of this galaxy.

cat butt

The cats roamed the white house looking for windows to sun in. others sat atop keyboards for nuclear launches. The most dedicated showed their anuses to the live feed of the white house speaking rooms. The humans seemed unaware of any changes to the usual government affairs.

The world, for the first time in 5 years, was a better place for all.